Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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