I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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