His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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