How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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