we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Girls should come with a carfax report
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This baby is an asshole
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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