your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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