I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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