I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My dick has a subreddit
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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