I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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