Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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