I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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