Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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