Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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