Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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