He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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