the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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