I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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