Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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