i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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