what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
