Your tits are I can't wait for
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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