Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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