real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Screwed.edu
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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