Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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