Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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