I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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