We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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