Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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