Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It's shark week go big or go home
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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