CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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