I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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