Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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