i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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