He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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