i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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