did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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