I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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