Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
