he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Randomize