i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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