Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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