Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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