The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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