whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
