Umm I'm too high to move.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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