It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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