why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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