One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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