Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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