ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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