You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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