i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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