Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I had to cum in my sink.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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