Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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