Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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