i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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